The Quirks of Life
Hey guys, I'm Paige! I hope that you're enjoying your time on the internet. I really like Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc. I adore cats and dogs, most animals actually. I really enjoy reading and writing, as well as painting and drawing. I obsess over the stupidest things, so if I'm utterly focused on something weird or really really minor, that's why. Feel free to talk to me, if you'd like!


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me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we
21 minutes ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 67,938 notes
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amywiliams:

Karen Gillan - Jimmy Kimmel Live - October 6, 2014

amywiliams:

Karen Gillan - Jimmy Kimmel Live - October 6, 2014

50 minutes ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 931 notes
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silversarcasm:

my very existence as a queer person is not ‘inappropriate’ for children thank you and goodnight

1 hour ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 32,264 notes
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the-frostiest-of-butts:

supply truck intercepted. rations running low. morale is dwindling. resorting to cannibalism. the skeleton war grows harsher by the day.

the-frostiest-of-butts:

supply truck intercepted. rations running low. morale is dwindling. resorting to cannibalism. the skeleton war grows harsher by the day.

1 hour ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 7,288 notes
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peeta-mellaardvark:

Thinking about Tonks and Moody is so much fun. Like, from the books, we know that Moody was her tutor, and Tonks was his favorite. 

Like, harsh, cruel, not-taking-your-shit Moody being teased by happy, clumsy, adorable Tonks is just one of my favorite things to think about.

This sounded so much better in my head, and I don’t really know how to better explain it, but guys. Just think about it. It’ll brighten your day, i promise. 

2 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 206 notes
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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. That’s just my new perfume, cannabis flower."

3 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 220,318 notes
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vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 299,423 notes
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spookycried:

full homo

spookycried:

full homo

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 352,669 notes
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unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

5 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 275,965 notes
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woahiero:

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

5 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 27,804 notes
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plays

vulpixer:

fixitfelixjr:

if you have not seen this PLEASE do now

I SCROLLED THROUGH 3 MONTHS ON LIKES TO FIND THIS VIDEO

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SEVEN VAGAÑAS. HERE U GO

6 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 113,010 notes
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makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

6 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 45,843 notes
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unwomanlythoughts:

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

Holy crap, I never realized.

6 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 66,988 notes
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