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my very existence as a queer person is not ‘inappropriate’ for children thank you and goodnight
supply truck intercepted. rations running low. morale is dwindling. resorting to cannibalism. the skeleton war grows harsher by the day.
Thinking about Tonks and Moody is so much fun. Like, from the books, we know that Moody was her tutor, and Tonks was his favorite.
Like, harsh, cruel, not-taking-your-shit Moody being teased by happy, clumsy, adorable Tonks is just one of my favorite things to think about.
This sounded so much better in my head, and I don’t really know how to better explain it, but guys. Just think about it. It’ll brighten your day, i promise.
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. That’s just my new perfume, cannabis flower."
A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane…
oh my god
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob
today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell
if you have not seen this PLEASE do now
I SCROLLED THROUGH 3 MONTHS ON LIKES TO FIND THIS VIDEO
IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SEVEN VAGAÑAS. HERE U GO
Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.