what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either