can someone translate this i dont know british
I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA
I can’t breathe
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
"NEW POKEMON ARE SOOO STUPID! THE OLD ONES WERE SO CREATIVE! UR RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS IF UR TURNING AN ICE CREAM CONE INTO A POKEMON LOL GEN 1 FOREVER"
bitch, geodude was a rock with arms. voltorb was a smiling ball. DITTO WAS A BLOB WITH A FACE. GET THAT WEAK ASS SHIT OUTTA HERE
Emma Watson in Wonderland Magazine 2014
when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’
when people dont like lord of the rings because it has ‘too much fighting’
when people dont like lord of the rings
'It was so boring I fell asleep”
"Why didn’t the eagles fly them to the mountain?"
"Is that dumbledore?"
I’m glad this post exists!
"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.
Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version